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A Simple Explanation

I think I have an explanation for all this bad Elf behavior. Sure, they are born impish, and must get bored spending 11 months hanging out in a box in the attic. I mean…at the The North Pole. It’s not...

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These Elves Made the Most of Their Last Weekend of Freedom

They knew the end was near. And we’re not talking about the Mayan End-of-the-World thing. The elves knew that this was the last weekend before Christmas. So they did what they do best. GOT COMPLETELY...

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Elfie Thinks He’s Scarface

Wendy is very, very busy. She has a family, responsibilities – she’s even a food blogger! It’s not like the woman can always keep her eye on her elf! But ohhh what an elf she has. On Thanksgiving...

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This Bad Elf Likes Cabernet

All Jessica wanted to do after a long day with the kids and work was sit down with a nice glass of wine. But two bottles of her favorite Cabernet were missing! How could that be!?! Oh, Jingle Flower....

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Insane in the Elf Brain

Everyone hopes they’ll get The Best Elf Ever each holiday season. Maybe one with a sweet face and festive, jingly outfit!!! What’s important to understand is that yes, elves come in all shapes, sizes,...

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Sporticus Bangs Brobee

Sporticus the Elf should be ashamed of himself. Last year he was up to no good in Signs Your Elf on the Shelf is on The Naughty List: – buying Elf Apps without permission – stealing prescription...

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One Elf’s Hard Times

Ohhhh Johnny, Johnny, Johnny… At least you know when you’ve done wrong.   His story is a sad one that has the feel of a Charles Dickens tale mixed with grain alcohol and lace panties. Johnny hated his...

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Jingle Helps Himself

Jingle doesn’t like to ask permission. It’s fine for your Elf to help himself when you have a bowl of fruit set out for guests, or a candy jar teeming with peppermints for the taking. It’s not fine...

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“Kandy” Had Too Much Fun

Most Girls’ Night Outs just end with fond memories and inside jokes. But not all of them.   What started as drinks with the girls, resulted in a major Life change that could seriously damage her...

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You Won’t Believe Where Dickie Doo Has Been

Dickie Doo takes celebrating a bit too far. Rhonda and the ladies from The Purple Pinkie Salon were in a festive mood. It was time for their annual Christmas party! They bid farewell to the salon’s...

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